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The Campaign

You probably thought the candidates in the last presidential election engaged in some pretty rough politicking.  Then maybe you haven’t experienced campaigning High Rise Society style.

“We gotta stop Mr. X from running for the board.”

“Why would you want to do that?”

“Whad d’ya mean?”

“He’s the best board president we ever had.”

“He made fun of my dog.  He’s gotta go.”

“How you gonna do that?”


* * * *

“You’re not voting for Mr. X, are you?”

“Why not?  He always does a great job.”

“What’s that got to do with it?”




“I hear he sleeps with a goat.”

“That’s ridiculous.  He has a wife.  Why would he sleep with a goat?”

“Maybe he has a thing for cloven hoofed animals.”

“You really think so?”

“Yeah, and if he’s got a cloven hoof fetish, who knows what other crazy ideas he has for the building.”

“Gee, that puts a whole new spin on things.  Maybe you’re right”

“Of course I’m right.”

“I’m gonna tell my friend on four.”

* * * * *

“Did you know that Mr. X sleeps with a goat?”

“I heard it was a sheep.”

“What’s the difference?”

“There are lots of differences.   Goats are browsers, sheep are grazers, goats are –

“Come on, you know what I mean.”

“No, I don’t.  What does who he sleeps with have to do with how good a job he’ll do?  Look at the Sanford guy.

“He slept with an Argentine bombshell, not a sheep – I mean a goat.”


“So one’s human, the other’s not.”

“You prejudiced against animals? Cause every living creature has a right to the pursuit of happiness.”

“Not with our board president.”

“Why not?”

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